Golly Gee!
And welcome to the fantabulous world of ValleyVille, Kentucky!
My name is John Mcfars, and I live in this wonderful place.
Wait, hold on: Who Exactly Are You?
Well, like I said, my name is John. I'm a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Kentucky boy, basically.
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My best friend and brother Shegemi loves to take me on adventures!
But, despite what you might think, these aren't your average adventures.
We travel through time, teleport left and right, and explore dimensions inconceivable by man!
Trust me... you wouldn't BELIEVE the things we've seen!
Wait... do you hear that?
...Oh, it's just Shegemis calling! Whew! Sorry all, I've got to go; but until next time, just keep on keepin' on!
-John Mcfars, Adventurer Extraordinare!